What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Can you explain the concept of an annulment of marriage in the Roman Catholic Church and its effects on a previous marriage?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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